I am feeling stricken with social anxiety, Internet. STRICKEN.
Here's the thing: At the beginning of the school year, a group of parents from Carla's school decided to get together semi-regularly. Varying numbers of these parents have met several times already and I have been unable to attend a single event. I have been sad, but also relieved because OMG dealing with people. But I have also been getting more and more anxious because I realize that the more this group meets, the more cohesive it becomes, and the harder it will be to join. I already feel like I am on the fringe of any group, and my inability to attend any of the events so far has already pushed me further to the edges of this group. Does that make sense?
Now, finally, the group is getting together on a night when my husband can watch Carla! So I took a deep breath and responded that I could go. And now: stricken.
I am Not Good in groups. I mean, I am barely okay in one-on-one situations, but in groups I just flail. I have never mastered a non-awkward way to squeeze into an already-going conversation. I feel like my small talk game is poor. I am not adept at discussing current events. I am not an interesting storyteller. Not that I even have anything interesting to say. I become overly aware of how I talk and my tongue fumbles all over itself. If more than one person looks at me expectantly, my face will burst into flames. You know how it is. (Maybe you do not, in which case can we exchange personalities for a night please?)
HOW do I do this? My 100% serious plan is to make a (mental) list of topics I can turn to in a pinch, but… what are those topics? I feel like I am pretty good at asking people about themselves, and since I don't know a lot of these moms very well I can ask them who their kids are and what activities they're doing and how their holidays were and whether they have anything exciting planned for our upcoming four-day weekend seriously we JUST had two weeks off and what their kids think of their teachers and what books they've read and whether they saw any good movies over the break… but I don't necessarily know how to move from "bombarding a person with questions" to "real conversation." I have a hard enough time carrying on a conversation with my hairdresser, and she's just one person, and I am fairly comfortable with her. I have a hard time responding to the emails without feeling like I am dumb and everyone thinks I'm dumb. Going out to dinner with multiple people is like… more than that. Ugh ugh ugh.
And if it's a sit-down restaurant, where do I sit? And what do I wear? And and and…?
There are a couple of parents I do know fairly well who are in the group, and I could probably try to hang near them. But I don't want to be a GLOMMER-ONNER, you know? Plus, it would be nice to get to know new people.
I don't even know what I am asking you. I am just nervous. And determined to go anyway, because it is good to be social and it is good to meet new people and presumably most of us will know each other and each other's kids for the next eight years at least and it is good to push outside one's comfort zone now and again… but I'm also really nervous.
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