Here is my post for Melanie's Share Your World.

If you could be anywhere else right now, where would it be?
In my secret volcano lair on a faraway tropical island. I couldn't get an extinct one, all the Bond villains had snapped them up, but I'm sure it won't erupt. At least it doesn't need extra heating.

What Wastes The Most Time In Your Day To Day Life?
Time? Waste? Nothing I do is a waste of time. Binge-watching Supergirl on NowTV is educational.

How would you describe your greatest enemy? If you don't have one, share your secret! 🙂
The secret to not having a greatest enemy is to do what I did. You sit in your volcano lair (hoping it won't suddenly erupt) and organise your minions to "take care" of them.

If you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be?
A bird? A bird? I don't want to be a bird 😮 But if I had to be a bird I'd be one of those which glides on the thermals. Because I'm pretty lazy and I can't be having with all that constant flapping.