Banned-from-Taiwan Kiaraa Kitty is now "giving away FREE THERAPY", as she announced on X. But no one knows what curative skill she possesses
Kiara Kitty is now a therapist of unknown curative power. Photo: kiki大奶妹/X
Last Sunday, while many of us were spending time with our families or catching up on our sleep, Kiaraa Kitty, aka Cheng Wing Yee, aka "台湾最爱的大奶妹 or Taiwan's most-loved busty miss", announced on X a seeming change of profession or addition to the many lines of work she does, including pranking*. Ms Cheng now desires to offer therapies of indeterminate type to whoever desires to enjoy her curative flair. In a photo-less post with punctuation Donald Trump would appreciate, she wrote: "im giving away FREE THERAPY ! Im not an expert, I went for therapy myself for 2 years ~ so feel free to fill this up, is 100% anonymous, only your story matters". The short paragraph was accompanied by a link to Google Docs where an application form was available for those tempted enough to take up her tantalising offer.
The key to what she could provide is in the "story" that "matters". We assume, therefore, that Ms Cheng is availing the conventional talk therapy, also known as psychodynamic therapy, to her followers, of which she has 203K on X. Ms Cheng, also a travel live-streamer, has her own stories too although it is not known if she would be sharing them with her therapy seekers. Among the racy tales is her *February Taiwan trip, during which she was issued a five-year ban to the island following a scam attack that she shared on her socials to the shock and chagrin of the Taiwanese. She was apprehended by the police and was made to apologise—she did, tearfully. She and her accomplice were referred to the Kaohsiung District Summary Court, but before judgement could be passed, both absconded!
On the Google Docs application form with the header "Free Therapy", Ms Cheng reiterated her lack of credentials in offering what Sigmund Freud would consider tapping into our unconsciousness. "I won't say Im an expert but I myself went for Therapy for 2 years," she reaffirmed, adding "so feel free to pour your problems and concern about life to me, I will do my best to advice". The legality of such a service aside, it is doubtful anyone would take her seriously if she thought that two years of therapy as a patient was enough to turn her into a therapist. It is like saying, when one can dress, one can sew. But since it is a free service, it is likely that many—men, we assume—would fill that application form for a chance to be in her ditzy, boobs-in-your-face company.
It is not known why Ms Chen has decided to take up this new line of (unpaid) work. "Therapy"—in her case, buzzword baloney—perhaps gives her professional heft?She still vlogs, and by her own boast on YouTube, has achieved "500k subs" although YouTube indicated "46.9K" followers next to her handle. On the same day she offered the therapy, she posted a video, filmed in Osaka last year(!), on YouTube to "celebrate my 500K" for one reasoy, she enthused: "I want to give back to my audience because, honestly, I can't get this milestone if it wasn't for you." And how did she celebrate? With an "onsen party". And to be sure it was an intimate session with her followers, she "actually booked like a private onsen (she pronounced it as 'on-cern', just as, to her, ramen is 'rah-mern')". When she signs up her first patient, would the bath tub be her therapy couch?
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