Here I am, all easy breezy, having scheduled TWO spring break playdates like it ain't no thing. When it turns out I am not done stressing about playdates, not even a little bit. Here are some of my specific (and let's face it, pretty deranged) worries:
Being Too Lax or, Conversely, Too Strict: We have house rules, and I think it's reasonable that kids who visit our house should abide by those rules, just as I'd expect Carla to abide by the rules of any house she visits. But when people who aren't my family are in my house, I start to second guess our rules. Is it weirdly fastidious to ask that people take off their shoes? Am I helicoptering if I tell the friend that there's no dropping things/throwing things/jumping from the balcony? Am I being a psychopathic germaphobe/germaphobic psychopath if I expect kids to wash their hands when they come into the house (which is what every member of my immediate family does upon entering our home, every time)? I don't want kids playing in my bedroom or my office, I don't want kids jumping or standing on the furniture, we don't eat anywhere besides the kitchen. These things feel reasonable in my day-to-day life, but when I collect all these rules into a tidy bunch to present to another person, they feel like A Lot. And how do you convey your expectations? I don't want to be condescending or overly rigid by announcing a thousand rules up front, but I also don't want a kid to "break" a rule she doesn't know and then feel like she's being scolded for it. And also, what about rules that you feel like you shouldn't have to say out loud, and also are hard to anticipate because they seem so obvious, like "don't throw food" or "don't paint on things using the carpet as a dropcloth"?
Logistics: We now live out of town, and I realize that it's not super easy to get here. One recent playdate, we brought the kid home with us from school and then drove her home. Another recent playdate, I picked the kid up from her house, her parent came and got her from mine. I think I have established logistics upfront for one of our two already-scheduled playdates – we are going to be in the area of the kid's house, so when we arranged the day, I said we would pick her up and suggested that her parent come and get her after the playdate is over. But the other kid lives QUITE far away. We can drop her off, and I already let her parent know that… but we haven't figured out the details of how the kid is getting to my house… I really don't want to offer to go get her, because it will be a long drive and we are already going to drop her off. But… is it fair to ask her parents to endure the long drive to bring her here? I could suggest we meet somewhere in the middle, I guess. Is that weird?
Duration: When Carla was little, playdates were pretty typically two or three hours long. These days, they seem to last a bit longer, which is fine… but how long is too long? Are they going to hate each other if they spend more than three hours together? And what about sleepovers, which are necessarily much longer? Carla has had ONE sleepover, and when her mom asked what time she should pick her up, and I suggested eleven the next morning, the mom expressed surprise. "Let me know if I should come earlier," she said ominously, as though the kids would be at each other's throats. (Eleven worked out fine, but that feels like beginner's luck????) At this age, is a meal always involved? For instance, I think our playdates are beginning after lunch... but does that mean I need to prepare dinner? (I am already prepared to prepare dinner, I am just wondering if that's normal or if I'm overthinking the whole thing.) (Hahahahaha, ME?!?!, overthink anything?!?!?!)
Reciprocity Signals: Carla doesn't get invited to a whole lot of playdates. I don't think she's been to a single one this year. Yet she and her friends seem to PLAN a lot of playdates at school. And everyone we've invited for a playdate at our house has said yes. So… is this just a case of the other families are busy and/or hate playdates even more than I do and/or they just haven't gotten around to it and/or they have multiple children so fitting playdates in and among the thousand extracurricular activities they must be juggling is simply impossible? Or am I missing a subtle signal that Carla is not welcome at their homes or not well liked by other kids or or or?????
My mom reminds me that when I was a kid, NONE OF THIS was an issue. She said the word "playdate" was not even part of our vocabulary. I would just say, "Can So-and-So come over?" and that was that. We'd come over and entertain ourselves. But… how? I am guessing – hoping – some of this stress comes from lack of practice. In any event, the ball is already picking up speed as it bumbles down the hill.
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