Lack of Chess is fatal.

the Queen said
I wil not fall
so she sent her pawns
and rooks
her knights
and bishops
to defend her castles
and and finally
as he other side fell
she turned to the king
and said
when will you grow up
I'm so sick of fighting
your battles for you
then she moved across the board
reorganized her troops
and wondered why
she hadn't stayed
single