Here is my post for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week's photo was contributed by Krista Strutz.

Copyright Krista Strutz

Ah, the bustle of the big city, all of life happening around me, walking along eating my pizza slice, some kids on the corner, looking at me funny, coming right at me!

Woohooo!

"Hey, my lunch! Come back with my lunch! I've had enough of the city."

Much later...

Ah, the quiet of nature, beauty all around me, paddling along eating my packed lunch, a huge bird on a log, looking at me funny, coming right at me!

Squaaaaak!

"Hey, my lunch! Come back with my lunch! I've had enough of nature."

😦 Not safe anywhere 😦